Finally gave in to Microsoft's persistent pop-ups and upgraded to Windows 10
Thank you Microsoft for leaving all my files and folders exactly where they were!
But I don't like virtual assistants of any kind, especially because in the process of helping me, they want to know everything about me, and you want to store that information with you, at your office.
So for privacy reasons, I have disabled you my dear Cortana
(why do you need to know the colour of my underwear?)
(why do you need to know the colour of my underwear?)
You know I could have fired you, and removed you completely, but I chose to keep you, because of our long relationship. Also so you can help me find a few documents when I need them ☺
Thank you Microsoft, for helping me around all these years.
You and I have come a long way together. Let's keep it going ☺
You and I have come a long way together. Let's keep it going ☺
I miss you MS-DOS